Greetings and salutations from Castile de Scarbrough. Although we are quite a ways from the North Pole, that should not deter us from striving to bring some Christmas cheer this holiday season and play Santa for your favorite aircraft mechanic. Of course, the best part of this time of year is not the practice of capitalism but the gathering of friends and family to reflect on the past year and join in good food, fellowship, and Festivus.
All right, enough of all that. All the significant celebrations include giving and receiving gifts. So, please pay close attention, and let’s get to it. It doesn’t matter if you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, or Winter Solstice; there might be the perfect little something to wrap up, stuff in a stocking, or shove under the tree. I hear tell that Harbor Freight has a BOGO on ax handles for those of you celebrating Yule.
