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Unusual Attitudes: I Shouldn’t Have, But…

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Key Takeaways:

  • The narrator, an FAA inspector, frequently acted as a "loose cannon," bending rules and using unconventional methods to assist the aviation community, often against official FAA protocols or her superiors' wishes.
  • Her experiences included illicitly obtaining aircraft damage lists for a friend, lending unofficial support against a cell tower despite official FAA non-objection, and cleverly navigating an airport security breach.
  • These anecdotes illustrate her rebellious spirit and a deep-seated desire to help "flying people" and causes, even when it meant operating outside the strict confines of her bureaucratic role.
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I think it was the summer of 1983 when a nasty line of thunderstorms moved across DuPage Airport west of Chicago, upending a number of airplanes and damaging even more. I was not having a good time as a novice FAA operations safety inspector in the DuPage FSDO. Taking any initiative — doing something — usually landed me on somebody’s carpet, and doing nothing but reading manuals and shuffling paperwork put me to sleep in total boredom. A bright spot was that I sat next to Theo Moore in the bullpen; Theo was the accident prevention specialist (APS), and I was picking up tips about how — and how not — to run a successful safety program.

Back home in Cincinnati a friend, Ted Schneider, owned an aircraft salvage and repair business, and I thought he’d like the chance to bid on some crunched flying machines. Yeah, it was probably illegal and immoral if not fattening, but I slipped across the hall on the second floor of DuPage Beechcraft to the airport manager’s office.

Martha Lunken

Martha Lunken is a lifelong pilot, former FAA inspector and defrocked pilot examiner. She flies a Cessna 180 and anything with a tailwheel, from Cubs to DC-3s.

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