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Unusual Attitudes: The Beeper and I

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Key Takeaways:

  • The FAA's "accident standby" duty for Flight Standards inspectors, involving a rotating schedule and beepers, caused considerable tension among staff regarding scheduling, compensation, and accessibility.
  • The author shares personal experiences with standby duty, including her stoic approach to accident scenes, her disdain for certain platitudes, and navigating the emotional toll of the job.
  • The article features humorous anecdotes of the author creatively using or planning to use the standby beeper as an escape mechanism from awkward or overly expensive social situations.
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Flight Standards inspectors in FAA field offices take “accident standby” duty on a rotating schedule. During the 28 years I was in four Great Lakes region offices, the inspector on duty carried an electronic beeper activated by a phone number or a signal from the regional office. There’s a duty officer in each of the eight FAA regional offices who receives notifications of accidents, incidents or “occurrences” from FAA facilities like flight service stations, control towers and centers, and from law enforcement agencies. Outside regular office hours he “beeps” the designated inspector in the district involved as well as the National Transportation Safety Board, other government entities and people who “need to know.”

Planning these standby schedules caused considerable angst, and FSDO managers spent untold hours devising lists that factored in inspectors’ seniority and scheduled training but with care not to assign the duty on holidays to somebody who’d been “in the barrel” the previous year. Woe betide the inspector who didn’t submit his vacation leave request before the cutoff date. A faction demanded pay for all off-duty time they were on standby and eventually voted in a union. Finally, management compromised by continuing to assign the duty but agreeing that inspectors didn’t have to be accessible or even answer a page. The regional duty officer would go down his list until he found somebody — eventually the manager — who would respond.

Martha Lunken

Martha Lunken is a lifelong pilot, former FAA inspector and defrocked pilot examiner. She flies a Cessna 180 and anything with a tailwheel, from Cubs to DC-3s.

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