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Unusual Attitudes: How I Became a Hot Air-o-naut

Ken Dubrowski
Gemini Sparkle

Key Takeaways:

  • The narrator, an airplane pilot, undertook a challenging FAA-sponsored two-week hot-air balloon training course in Colorado to become a commercial balloonist.
  • The training presented significant physical and mental hurdles, including overcoming a fear of heights in the basket, mastering wind-dependent navigation, and enduring the heavy labor of handling equipment, which resulted in minor injuries.
  • During the course, the narrator discovered her instructor had a criminal past, including federal prison time for insurance fraud and ongoing legal issues, raising serious concerns about the FAA's choice of contractor.
  • Despite the unconventional training, physical toll, and the instructor's dubious background, the narrator successfully earned her commercial balloonist rating and worked in the field for several years.
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My balloon career launched modestly (sort of) when a delightful, brilliant, eccentric friend named Frank Wood decided he had to have a balloon for fun and to promote his rather outrageous WEBN radio station in Cincinnati. He built it and aired a classical music format until son Beau convinced him that wouldn’t “fly” and they degenerated into hard, acid rock. But Frank, an avid pilot, had his way every Sunday morning from 8 until noon, and I’d hang out at the station in Hyde Park Square while he did his four hours of Bartok, Bach and Beethoven. We’d talk about airplanes, addictions, Graeter’s vs. Aglemesis ice cream and the joy of living (Frank was a recovering addict and a cancer survivor) while he played music and took phone calls from adoring fans.

He told me he was bringing the balloon to a summer evening party in fashionable Indian Hill so the hosts could score a “first” by offering tethered balloon rides to guests.

Martha Lunken

Martha Lunken is a lifelong pilot, former FAA inspector and defrocked pilot examiner. She flies a Cessna 180 and anything with a tailwheel, from Cubs to DC-3s.

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