Over the past months, some of us decided that flying was essential and a social distance of 6000 feet was a thousand times better than six. They got a rare treat: The Class Bravos were their playground. We heard stories of near silence on the frequency in NorCal/SoCal and Boston controllers giving full-length low passes of the runway before beseeching the pilot to “please tell your friends.” One pilot completed a low approach to Newark International in visual conditions and asked New York Departure what altitude he should fly on his way home. The controller replied: “Any altitude you want.” It’s the end of times, folks. Or, is it?
Fun in the Class B
If you didn’t get your Class B jollies while you could—or even if you did— fire up the sim with the airplane on the ramp at Poughkeepsie (KPOU) for this rapid-fire round-robin of NYC’s Class B trifecta. To make this realistic, dial all frequencies for towers and TRACONs, and get each ATIS as you go. Your first stop is LaGuardia (KLGA). Your clearance is DUCHS8.POU PWL NOBBI.NOBBI5 at 4000. Use real-world weather if you can, or give yourself some fair-weather northerlies. Depart the best runway and assume you get direct PWL on reaching the first altitude listed in the departure for the runway you used. From PWL flow right into the NOBBI 5, but hold as published at Carmel (CMK). Spin long enough to prepare for the KLGA LDA-A and update any Approach frequency you should use. Leave the hold with instructions to cross HAARP at 3000 and depart CRAWLY heading 190 to intercept the localizer. Fly to the MAP—at which point, look out the windshield, suck up the gear and flaps, pour on the coals, and make a high-speed full-length low pass of Runway 22. Then zoom up to join the published missed to PROUD. While you spin at PROUD, get the Kennedy ATIS and tune the approach and tower frequencies. Then fly direct to the JFK VOR at 3000 for the VOR Runway 4L at Kennedy (KJFK). Missedinstructions will be to fly heading 310, climb and maintain 3000. Fly the approach to straight-in mins and make the same “Yee-haw!” pass down the runway. Zoom up and fly the assigned missed. When able, go direct TEB to cross at 3000 for the VOR/DME-B at Teterboro (KTEB). Change all frequencies to what you’d expect from the chart, including getting the ATIS. The moment you can descend below 900 feet, pick either Runway 24 or 19 for one more low pass and fly the published missed to PATRN. Your last airport is Newark (KEWR). Plan the ILS Runway 22LCAT II & III. Special authorization? Consider yourself promoted during a period of national emergency. Keep changing frequencies as you would have to and keep your speed up until established. Ditch the GPS and set up everything you would need to fly this approach—all of it—with only ground-based navigation. To end this sim challenge, do an instruments-only blind landing on the Newark pavement. Try not to crash and shut down the airport for hours. Not that it matters much these days anyway. 
