
This wasn’t a dark and stormy night—it was clear and a million under a full moon. We hid beside a ’54 Nash in the parking lot behind the convention center where the Official Office of Plane Safety (OOPS) was holding its annual secret dinner and bacchanal to announce to its members the winners of the Stupid Pilot Tricks awards from the year 2020.
One of the OOPS honchos felt strongly that aviation safety would be best served by disclosing the results publicly. We were following her instructions for the handoff of the records she’d planned for the less-than-sober confusion as the dinner staggered to its conclusion.
