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On The Air: May 2020

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Key Takeaways:

  • The article presents a series of humorous aviation anecdotes, showcasing witty and sarcastic exchanges between pilots and air traffic controllers.
  • It features clever wordplay, such as transforming financial concepts into aviation procedures and making light of challenging flight conditions or rough airport infrastructure.
  • The anecdotes also include ironic observations about a controller's ambiguous weather warnings and unfortunate aviation-related marketing slogans.
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If you are interested in becoming a banker (BANKR) or perhaps a finance controller (CONTR) (not be confused with an ATC controller), a much cheaper alternative to a Harvard MBA is to head to Charlotte/Douglas International Airport (KCLT) in Charlotte, North Carolina on the BANKR TWO ARRIVAL. Along the way, you will learn about DEBBTs and CRDETs, as well as, BLNCE sheets and CHKNG accounts.

However, if you decide to go to the dark side, there is the option of becoming a bank robber (ROBRR) and if you need additional cash for the upcoming engine overhaul, an old fashioned STKUP is always an alternative. Or even going as far as setting up a PONZE scheme to buy a new Piper M600.

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