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On The Air: January 2012

After cancelling IFR but still on my way into Providence, R.I.:Providence Approach: Skylane One Four One Whiskey Bravo, follow the MD80 to Runway 5.Me: Follow MD80 to five, One Four One Whiskey Bravo.Approach (after a couple minutes went by): Skylane One Four One Whiskey Bravo, are you following the MD80?Me: Affirmative, following the MD80. The squirrels are running as fast as they can.MD80: Providence, do you want us to slow down to let him catch…

Gemini Sparkle

Key Takeaways:

  • The article presents several humorous anecdotes showcasing witty and lighthearted exchanges between pilots and air traffic controllers (ATC).
  • Situations leading to humor range from playful banter about aircraft speed and call sign interpretations to accidental transponder activations due to cramped cockpits.
  • Some incidents highlight amusing pilot errors, such as misidentifying controlled airspace, and occasionally reveal ATC responding with unexpected leniency or humor.
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After cancelling IFR but still on my way into Providence, R.I.:
Providence Approach: “Skylane One Four One Whiskey Bravo, follow the MD80 to Runway 5.”
Me: “Follow MD80 to five, One Four One Whiskey Bravo.”
Approach (after a couple minutes went by): Skylane One Four One Whiskey Bravo, are you following the MD80?”
Me: “Affirmative, following the MD80. The squirrels are running as fast as they can.”
MD80: “Providence, do you want us to slow down to let him catch up? American Two Six Three.”
Approach: “American Two Six Three, negative, maintain speed. Skylane One Four One Whiskey Bravo, your squirrels need an exercise program.”

Stan Yavoroski
Warminster, Pa.

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