"Oh, Billy, don't do that. Somebody better call 911 ... Hey, look out, here's Harold Johnson, the Flying Mayor of Moraine ... Ya' know, Harold's even older than me but he can still turn that Waco on a dime and give you a nickel's change ... There goes Billy Burns ("Bruns") in another outside loop ... Ya' know Billy just loves those negative g's but, friends, don't let your kids try this at home and, for sure, don't do it after a three-way chili and a milkshake ... Ya' know, folks, I raised all these kids ... There's Darrel Montgomery in Miss Piggy ... Talk about smoke and noise ... Hey, moms, I'm warning you that Darrel makes all the babies cry with that 450 Stearman ..."