The Ghost Adventures crew would have better luck determining the whereabouts of Amelia's Electra. All they have to do is interview a few local demons who were present during the crash landing.
What!! They brought no portable water pumps? Since the aircraft were packed in hermetically-sealed wooden crates, why would the excavation planners not think that rain and ground water not fill the crates?
Because this scenario is rare, a publicized maximum sentence would be moot and a waste of Texas taxpayer monies. The appropriate sentence, assuming his aircraft assaulting was a first-offense, should be limited to one year in prison, abatement of firearm use until he is determined to be rehabilitated, and a minimum of 10,000 lines each of "I shall not shoot crop dusters", "Saved by Jesus" and "I love thy Texas neighbors" on a chalk board at a local public square.
